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Rec.humor.funny Computer Network Humour Annual
Ordering Instructions
Volume I: Contains 1987 and 1988, over 700 jokes + 14 cartoons. Light
Bulb jokes, Purity Test & More
Volume II: Contains 1989, over 500 jokes + description of attempts to ban
newsgroup
Volume III: Contains 1990, over 500 jokes + new "True News" chapter.
Volume IV: Contains 1991, plus special "Iraq War" chapter.
CD-ROM: Contains Volumes 1 through 4, plus all the jokes to June of 1993
in plain ASCII format, with searching tools under Windows and the Mac,
and raw files available for other systems. This disk also contains
all the 1993 Hugo nominees (5 full text novels) and the Nebula short
fiction and a ton of other stuff. Full details on it are on ftp.clarinet.com
in the file sf/info, or E-mail to net-sf@clarinet.com for autoreply.
All books contain 2 chapters of general jokes, plus chapters of Computer
& Science jokes, topical humour, USENET jokes, Classic jokes and Nasty,
evil jokes.
How to order the TeleJokeBooks worldwide:
You can use the mail, or order using my toll free 800 number in the USA
with a major credit card. I can send the book to you either by surface
mail (about 1 week) or air mail (a few days) as you choose.
If you order by mail, mail a check or money order to:
(Make check payable to ClariNet Communications Corp.)
Jokebook
c/o ClariNet Communications Corp
4880 Stevens Creek Blvd. #206
San Jose, CA 95129-1034
Please include a mailing label for the return package. A stick on label
would be great, but a plain cut piece of paper would be fine. In your
order, include the number of copies you want, how you want them shipped,
and your EMAIL address in case there's any problem.
Toll Free Ordering
You can dial 1-800-ORDER-BOOKS (800-673-3726) from within the USA to order.
(Outside, dial 1-408-296-0366) When you call, please have ready with you:
- The type, card number and expiry date of your credit card.
(MasterCard or Visa) Also give your name here
if it's being mailed to a different person.
- The name and address to ship the book to.
- The number of books and type of shipping.
- Your EMAIL address in case there's any problem.
After hours, or when we're busy, the voicemail system can take orders
by leaving a general message with the above info.
P R I C E S
Volume IV Volume III Volume II Volume I ALL
1991 1990 1989 1987 & 1988 FOUR
$9.95 USD $9.95 USD $9.95 USD $13 USD $34.95 USD
CD-ROM: $19.95 (with some bugs in MS-Windows presentation of 13 of
the Science Fiction Stories)
$29.95 (with all SF)
California residents add 8.25% state sales tax.
Canadian residents: You can send us Canadian cheques. Multiply the USD
amount by 1.35 and send it in Canadian funds if you desire.
Shipping & Handling:
The following charts assume volumes 2-4. Volume 1 weighs a bit more than
volumes 2-4, so if you include multiple volume I copies, your shipping may
end up a little higher than this.
U.S.A shipping
Shipping is done via the mail. UPS is also available for large ground shipped
orders. We'll charge you UPS's price plus a dollar or so to cover packaging
and our time. UPS 2nd day air is $6 and next day is available.
Books Air Mail Surface Mail (book rate)
CD-ROM $2.50
1 $4 $2
2 $4 $2.50
3-4 $5 $3 (Includes set of all 4 books)
5 $6.50 $3.50
Canada (USD)
Books Air Surface
1 $4 $2
2 $4.50 $3
3 $6 $3.50
4 $7 $3.50
5 $8.50 $4
Overseas
Books Air Surface
1 $6-$8 $2
2 $11-$14 $3.50
4 $18-$24 $4
For CD-ROM, S&H is $2.50 in the USA and Canada, $6-$8 overseas.
2-day air on the CD-ROM is $5 in the USA.
For combinations of the books or unusual quantities we will bill you an
amount based on the actual postage and similar algorithm to that used above.
Or e-mail for an exact quote.
You can also order by E-MAIL if you are brave enough to include your credit
card information in non-secure USENET mail. Mail the order form below to
jokebook@clarinet.com. (Actually, if you're near UUNET or other major
sites it's probably fairly safe -- you can contest any non-signed credit
card billing anyway -- but I make *no* guarantees about the security of
net E-mail) Note as well that sending orders via the NSFnet (and some other
nets) may violate some network use guidelines.
You can also FAX credit card information, your name, address,
quantity of books and shipping method to 1-408-296-1668.
People in overseas areas are encouraged to arrange bulk orders,
where we can save a lot on consolidated air freight if it's 30 books or more.
We're also happy to work with people setting up bulk orders for other faraway
(or nearby) places.
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Order Form (for electronic, fax or mailed credit card orders)
Mail to "jokebook@clarinet.com" via commerce-valid(*) E-mail path.
(*)Ie. not crossing the NSFNet or other restricted network. UUNET & CIX
member connections are OK.
Name: ________________
Address: ________________
________________
______
Name on Credit Card ( if gift ): ____________
Card Type: XxxxxxXxxx
Card Number: xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
Expires: xxxx
Vol I Books: 0 ## US$ 13.00
Vol II Books: 0 ## US$ 9.95
Vol III Books: 0 ## US$ 9.95
Vol IV Books: 0 ## US$ 9.95
TeleJokeBook CD-ROM: 0 ## US$ 19.95
Hugo CD-ROM Version 1.2: 0 ## US$ 29.95
Shipping Style: Surface/Air
EMAIL Address or telno: _____
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#April 27, 1994